Dose of humor.

Me: I have removed and reapplied the same nail polish for the third time. Please get me to calm down and focus on reading my notes. :(

A: If you start reading your notes quietly, candy and teddy bears will rain down from the skies. I swear it! And Santa will bring you presents too.

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It's not Christmas yet. And I don't like candies, but this made me laugh. :)